{que sera; quesadilla}

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
i-am-thornqueen
messedupdoilies

also i am so sorry but they can never do a buffy reboot with the original cast of characters because you will never ever be able to knowingly recreate the precarious tightrope of sex-symbol, cringefail loser, vulnerable lover boy, clown, trash man, babygirl, that Spike achieved.

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This man can only exist by accident, i am so so fucking sorrry

messedupdoilies

Ok, I desperately need people to understand I mean the CHARACTER not the actor. James is part of the perfect accident of Spike absolutely--he was cast for a role that was only meant to last a few episodes but knocked it so far out of the park that he became a regular--but the point I'm making is that so much of what made Spike what he is is just the circumstances of his own existence.

His popularity and the general consensus that fans wanted him redeemed was a hot-button issue in the writer's room, and a lot of Spike's deeply layered characterization is the result of this tug-of-war. Because half of the writers hated him and wanted to specifically ruin his mystique and coolness (resulting in a lot of unintentionally humanizing characterization), and the other half trying to gently nudge his character toward redemption in sneaky, creative ways. The result is one of the most unique and batshit, yet kind of brilliant character arcs ever written and I just don't think a writer's room full of people all working in tandem with a clear goal in mind will EVER perfectly reconstruct the Spike we got in the original. Not even if we found an actor with exactly the same level of charisma as the original.

It just can't be done. Ergo: this man can only exist by accident.

qthewhatever
ender-friend

my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me

ender-friend

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do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)

imperialvizierzorlok

THIS POST IS TWO YEARS OLD NOW. MAX IS 7. IT DIES DOWN FOR LIKE HALF A YEAR AND THEN SUDDENLY IT KICKS BACK UP AGAIN I HATE THIS POST 

wizardshark

this post is now 5 years old. Max is 10 and i hope he’s still schemin’

pokemonheritageposts

Pokemon Heritage Post

roach-works
were--ralph

the catholic old white guy asked me to explain lgbtq+ to him and it was honestly kind of funny

were--ralph

“okay! you have 15 seconds to explain non-binary to me if there are only male and female genders”

me: if you lost your genitals would you still feel like a man?

“no”

would you feel like a woman?

“no?”

so you wouldn’t feel male or female

“yeah what’s your point?”

So, you wouldn’t fit into the gender binary of male or female? :)

him:

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were--ralph

“so non-binary just means not feeling male or female?”

Yeah basically

“so why do they use “they” so much”?

if you were a woman would you want to be called a man?

“no…”

And the opposite?

“no…”

Why why would you want someone to call you male or female if you’re not male or female then?”

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were--ralph

it’s not a perfect way of thinking but i had 15 seconds and i think it got the point across

notthegrouch

if someone challenges you to break through a wall within fifteen seconds, you use a wrecking ball, not precision tools. I think you did marvelously.